FORWARD....

The only thing I hate about fwds is when I have to fwd them. Still at times some gems do fall off from the various fwd mails that I get. Sometimes, I also scan through the mail ids to see exactly how many people would be reading the same mail all at once! At other times, I fwd the nice ones to a select few who I think have the brains to appreciate or they could be cursing me - who knows!!? In the virtual world, everything has to be taken for real. With that original Sixth Sense-like line, here are some more interesting ones that I picked up from my saved list!
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Dilbert's Words of Wisdom
1. I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
2. Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?
3. Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.
4. There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
5. Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.
6. Accept the fact that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.
7. Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again.
8. I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
9. My Reality Check bounced.
10. On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.
11. I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier.
12. Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
13. Never argue with idiots. They drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.